I have a billion senpais how did this happen
Oh yeah that’s right everyone I sta— I mean follow is amazing and wonderful in every way possible, and if we’re mutual, I want to hug you forever, or until you get up and make some popcorn…
"Yeah… You learn things when your alone for awhile."
”..Well…” She sniffled a little..”You don’t have to be…I can be your friend..”
"I’ve never had a friend before. It was either Mama or her friends. I never really got to play with other people my age."
Evergreen raised an eyebrow. “Oh really?” She examined the stone Natsu critically. “Hmm…yes, your skill is noteworthy. I will accept you as my partner in crime, if you can keep up.” She challenged. “…Though, you might want to figure out a way to turn him back before he suffocates…”
"Because he’s— That’s classified." She corrected herself and walked off, only to return 3 minutes later with a few splinters and a statue. "Did it!"
"Oh? Now my interest is piqued." Evergreen’s eyebrows raised slightly as she watched the other leave. This should be worth investigating. Maybe she would ask Bixlow about it later. "What’re the splinters from?" Evergreen questioned, her gaze dropping to the statue of her good friend. She was surprised he’d let himself be turned into a statue so easily. "Well, congratulations, I guess. How long do you plan to keep him this way?"
"A day or so." Angel giggled. "And the splinters? From his dolls. The were wicked angry." The brunette still held her smile, even though the splinters were starting to hurt.
"I’d imagine." Evergreen smothered a chuckle with the back of her hand. "Say, what did you do with his totems, anyway? Come to think of it, they might be pissed at me for letting you go.." She mused, tapping her cheek thoughtfully. "I’ve got a pair of tweezers, wait here a minute, I’ll run and get them." Trying to remember where she had last deposited them, Evergreen retreated into her room and started rifling through drawers until at last she emerged with the tweezers. "All right, tell me where all of the splinters are."
"In the closet. The door won’t last long with them banging on it, so I need to free him soon…" Angel trailed off. She pointed to various spots on her arms and her hands. "That’s about it,"
"Oh god, not in MY closet, right?!" Evergreen asked, alarm spreading across her features. "…Alright, let’s get this over with so that we can let Bixlow out," Evergreen sighed, picking up Angel’s left arm, "May I?" The question was a little bit late, as she was already pulling the splinters out of Angel’s arm before the words had crossed her lips. "If we get Bixlow out before the totems break the door, we might be able to talk him out of letting them maim us.” She pulled the last splinter out of Angel’s hand, and then she switched to the other arm. “So you definitely won’t tell me why you were after Bix in the first place? If we are going to be killed by his totems, I would at least like to know how I get involved in this in the first place.”
Angel winced slightly when the other began to pull the splinters out of her arms and hands. “Nope, I won’t tell you. As to why you were involved, well, you weren’t, I wanted to be your partner in crime because I heard you froze Gajeel.” She laughed. “And, turning people to stone is fun! And having someone else to enjoy the fun with is even better.”
"I won’t pressure you, then," Disappointment etched itself across her face. "That was only to protect my honor! I am not quite so juvenile as you must think me, I assure you. Well, whatever the reason, I welcome the help." Evergreen grumbled, hissing softly through her teeth.
"Mhm, it sure is…I’m glad someone else likes it, too. I must agree, I am more fond of having someone help me turn people to stone rather than someone yelling at me for it.
Laxus.”She worked diligently at pulling out the splinters, moving quickly, and trying to keep the pain to a minimum.
"Ah, sorry, this last splinter is really in there. Musta been from Poppo." She shook her head, sorry for anyone who dared to anger the totems. Hoping she wouldn’t be caught in the crossfire. She really should have thought about the totems before she gave Angel to the okay to go.
"Your honor? Did he call you Medusa or something? I get it, I would’ve kicked him into next week." Angel mused. "Yeah, I think so. But they attacked so fast.. Anyways, do you know about how many minutes a human can last without air?" Because she had absolutely no idea.
((Yeah the first parts right, about the second part—))
"WHAT THE HELL, LAXUS?!"
((-Yeah. But it is true lol))